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PostSubject: Tagalog jokes..   Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:04 am

Praying for 10 Pesos

Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.

Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."

Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".

Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin: "Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas".


... Post your tagalog jokes in here.. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:03 pm

hahahah xD

may point din hehehe

parang sa 100% ng mga pulis 90% ang nahuhuling nag dudugas ung 5% mukhang madulas hahaha xD
kaya hindi na huhuli
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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:22 am

kaw wild.. post ka tagalog jokes dito... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:41 am

sure eto isa

tatay - anu gawa mu

anak - nag sasaing tay ahh wala pala tau ulam

tatay - ilan ba isasaing mu

anak- 1 gatang po tay

tatay - gawin mung 2 gatang para ung 1sang gatang un ang ulam

hahaha xD tag hirap na ngaun kaya kanin na din ang ulamin hahahah xD

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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:35 am

hahahha lol lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:55 pm

hbahahaha xD

na tawa ba kau xD

eto pa isa


isang bisaya na napadpad sa manila

bumi lng ice sa tindahan

sabi

manang pabili ng ice

sagot ng manang ahh YELO

sagot naman ng bisaya HINDI UNG PUTI lol!

hahahaa xD
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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:09 am

ngek...

hahahahhaha..

galing ha..

^_^


hahahahahhahha....

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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:58 am

hahaha xD na gustohan nyo ba...hehehe

isa yan sa mga kalokohan ko sa school hahaha xD
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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:37 pm

No Suspect Like a Star @ heaven Arrow Neutral What a Face Wink Rolling Eyes Twisted Evil Mad Crying or Very sad Surprised Shocked Shocked Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:33 pm

hahahahahahahaha...


Un pala...

hahaha..

samin rin mga joke na corny uso...

hahahhahah....

kahit korny patok pa rin...

hahahhaha./..

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PostSubject: Re: Tagalog jokes..   Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:03 am

hahahaha xD

baka lasing ung mga yan =))
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